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  • Genre: Adventure
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  • Publisher: Akupara Games
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Description of The Procession to Calvary

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A time to love, and a time to hate; a time for war, and a time for [just one more murder…] -Ecclesiastes 3:8

Story

Huzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of innocent people have been murdered! But it's not all good news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your clutches, and you have been tasked with the mission of finding him...

Your journey will take you through a richly detailed landscape built from hundreds of different Renaissance paintings. You will steal a ship, feed a donkey, compete in a talent contest, assist an inept street magician, sing, dance, play the (magic?) flute, poke a man's face, hunt for treasure and have a chat with Our Lord God Almighty... But will you find Heavenly Peter? And if you do, how will you take your revenge!?

Features

  • Pointing and Clicking – A traditional point and click interface, with a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple inventory from which you can drag and drop your preciously hoarded items.
  • Renaissance Artwork – Paintings by Rembrandt, Botticelli, Michelangelo and many more are brought together into one consistent world, in a way that is also as sympathetic as possible to the original works.
  • Classical Music – a soundtrack selected to fit with the style of the artwork. Music from classical composers such as Vivaldi, Bach and George Frideric Handel will accompany you on your journey.
  • Standalone Story – The Procession to Calvary is set in the same world as Four Last Things, but its story can be played independently.
  • Optional Murder – You will be equipped with a sword. This will become useful in a number of different situations, but you will be strongly discouraged from using it on people. Ignoring this advice – and murdering anyone who stands in your way – will serve as a useful method of skipping any puzzles you don't like. But be warned; your actions might come back to haunt you...
  • Nonsense – A style of humour reminiscent of the surreal, anarchic comedy of Monty Python. Lofty subject matter is treated with refreshing flippancy. Gags about butts are taken very seriously. But rest assured, while some of the jokes may be ridiculous, the puzzles make perfect sense! (or at least adhere to a consistent internal logic)
  • Moments of Surprising Profundity – Actually, no... Don't read too much into it.

As of January 1 2024, Steam will officially stop supporting the Windows 7, Windows 8 and Windows 8.1 operating systems. After that date, the Steam Client will no longer run on those versions of Windows. Source: Steam

System Requirements The Procession to Calvary

Windows Minimal

OS: Windows 10
CPU: @ 2.0 GHz
RAM: 2 GB
DirectX: DirectX 10
HDD: 1 GB

Mac OS Minimal

OS: Mac OSX 10.7
CPU: @ 2.0 GHz
RAM: 2 GB
HDD: 1 GB

Linux Minimal

OS: Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
CPU: @ 2.0 GHz
RAM: 2 GB
HDD: 1 GB

Critics Read more: Opencritic.com

"Suited for those with a sense of humor who enjoy the idea of poking fun at just about anyone on a pedestal."

"If you have played Four Last Things, The Procession to Calvary is mandatory. But even if you have not played Richardson's previous game, this one is worth every minute of the roughly..."

"The Procession to Calvary is very rude, very silly, and a whole lot of fun if taken as it is intended. Much like the Monty Python sketches that have influenced it, it walks the thin..."

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