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Arcade & IndieThe Friends of the Monkeys have learned the basics about these beautiful animals.
The Amateur Zoologists have learned about a wide variety of primates.
The Masters in Primatology have observed primates from the whole wide universe.
This MonkeyVision specimen has achieved its full potential.
Taking notes on the primates' behavior is essential.
If you keep working like this, you might collapse.
No time to monkey around when there's work to be done.
Your profits grow at an exponential rate when you invest wisely.
That's quite a bit of money
You can't consider yourself part of the swarm if you don't know every section of our market.
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, but there are discounts.
You have to know how to eat a little of everything.
Thanks for being honest with dyslexic androids.
It takes seven objects to make a collection... or a pile of junk.
The gizmograph is man's best friend.
Your capacity for independent thinking needs to improve.
Your capacity for independent thinking is progressing adequately.
Your capacity for independent thinking merits a failing grade.
The omega particle awaits those who follow the rules.
There are people who only know how to be contrarian.
People who don't fit in are expelled.
Without a plan B, this could have ended very badly.
Abracadabra, call and speak!
Where two can chat, three can chat.
Celebrities' calls can be soporific.
Filk the music, help your folks!
As in the case of speed, you need time and space to get a quality suit.
There's a reason they're called investigative articles.
The real crime would be not testifying.
Have you tried to reboot the universe?
You didn't have to show the artist.
Every outcome requires a catalyst.
These relics hold stories from the past.
That waffly is going to eat me out of house and home.
A good cosmic traveler never throws in the towel.
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