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Genital Jousting Steam Key

Genital Jousting

Genital Jousting tells the story of "John", a penis who needs to find a date for his high school reunion. Genital Jousting is also an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once.

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28 Steam Achievements

Most Improved Tapulator
Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Go Left
Go Left

Move to the left.

Go Right
Go Right

Move to the right.

Meet Your Maker
Meet Your Maker

Summer Job
Summer Job

Fire Inspector
Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.

Early Bird
Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More
Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Self Defence
Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.

Swan Tamer
Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

Bulking Gear
Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork
Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet
Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Appalling Appetite
Appalling Appetite

Clumsy
Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

A Better John
A Better John

Master Unlocker
Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party
Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First
Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Generous Lover
Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.

Spare Wheel
Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner
The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious
My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole
Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First
Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Till Death Do Us
Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio
Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover
Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.

  • Single-Player
  • Multi-Player
  • Online Multi-Player
  • Local Multi-Player
  • Shared/Split Screen
  • Steam Achievements
  • Full Controller Support
  • Captions available