Do you like silly hats? Were you that one kid in class who broke reality? Are you eating nutritional slime right now? Embark on a brilliant adventure, using words and incompetence to solve bizarre problems. There are also hat goblins.
Tell Principal Elementine your name.
Kick 1000 things.
Ragdoll 100 times.
Cast your first Invocation.
Pet. That. Dog.
Find a very long and tricky word.
Ragdoll for the first time.
Fail Encounters in 10 different ways.
Complete every Character Moment in Act 4.0.
Give the goblins a hat.
Invoke the terrible and eldritch Invocation... 'DUCK'.
Invoke the power of 'ENLARGE.'