Sir Whoopass: Immortal Death Steam Key

You are no match for me, Billy!

Kill your first Billy Bob

I like you...but I have to kill you...

Kill your first Orc Warmaiden

Not so hip anymore!

Kill your first Orc Hipster

Timber!

Kill the Ent

MLG 360 no scope kill!

Kill your first Orc Noob

Slimy... yet satisfying

Kill your first Grumpy Worm

You can't stop me, bro!

Kill your first Shotgun Knight

A Megapint...?

Drink your very first grog

I drink, but I'm not a drunk!

Have three grogs in total

Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Drink five large grogs at the same time

Yeehaw!!!

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot

You're not so Big anymore, Boi!

Kill Big Boi

Self assessed tax return

Kill your first IRS guy

Meetballs, coming up!

Kill a Billy-Goat

Bloody Knuckles

Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands

You're not going to blow me up!

Kill you first Grenadier

Spare Ribs

Kill your first Skelton warrior

Honk honk!

Kill the clown in the sewers

Grumpy Immortal

Defeat The Immortal

Tastes just like chicken!

Eat your first Garden Gnome

Your daily dose of Vitamin C.

Eat 100 Gnomes

I'm getting full...

Eat 500 Gnomes

Ripe Meat Off The Bone!

Eat your first grilled chicken

Scrambled Eggs

Collect at least 100 eggs

Surprise!!

Buy a surpise from Melisande

Nerd

Read a book from a bookshelf

Free Of Chains

Release all the chains

Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe

Pick up a Mistlefoe

Cockadoodledoo!

Find the marvelous Chickenator

Are you ready to rumble?

Get your very first lethal weapon

I've got the power

Get full strength when Level Up

Catch me if you can

Get full agility when Level Up

I'm feeling lucky!

Get full luck when Level Up

Better safe than sorry - use protection

Get full protection when Level Up

Karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song

European karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk

Blurry depth perception

Kill your first Sven-Olof

Mushroom soup of the day

Kill your first Fungoid Bob

AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!

Catch fire

Catch the bus with me!

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel

Butcher

Kill 100 enemies

Master Butcher

Kill 500 enemies

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

Kill 1000 enemies

Pasta Bolognese

Whoop Ass 10 times!

Thats disgusting!

Use the stinky outhouse

Fire-fighter!

Put out the fire

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling

Dodge 20 times

I'm going to get a concussion

Dodge 100 times

I want to throw up!

Dodge 500 times

Up and down

Jump 20 times

My pants squeak when I walk

Jump 100 times

I cant stand still!

Jump 500 times

No...No...No...that was not meant for you...yet!

Out of bounds

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit

Another one bites the iron

Kill an enemy using metal bars

Haemochromatosis

Kill yourself with metal bars

Meat grinder

Get eaten by a shark

Hovering around

Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™

That's what cheese said!

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!

Oh, you're up to no gouda!

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!

Make America Grate Again

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese

You're looking mozzare-hella good!

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese

Fifty Shades of Gruyere

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!

Kleptomaniac

Loot 6 drunken orcs

Just wing it!

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.

Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys

Complete the dungeon 100%

Spoiler alert!

Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.

Deal with it

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses

Consider it dealt with

Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses

Co-Whoop

Play together with at least one of your friends