Where's your face, dingus? Get your butt to the avatar creator and sort yourself out! Crying shame we can't fix that attitude of yours while we're at it.
Ah, yes. Welcome to the Battle Hub. I do not know what you seek, but please, enjoy yourself. That is the purpose for which it was built, after all.
Start by fighting a match in the Battle Hub. It doesn't matter if you win or lose. What matters is challenging yourself to take that first step.
How's 30 matches in the Battle Hub sound? If yer not there yet, just keep at it! If ya wanna get sumo strong, ya can't be shy of the ring!
Starting to get used to competition? Then set your sights on winning 30 Battle Hub matches. Gotta give yourself a challenge if you want to get anywhere in life.
Ever hear of Extreme Battles? They're a little different from regular fights—a little more WILD. Try it out, and let your instincts take over!
If you can't adapt, you won't last five seconds on the battlefield. Fight 20 Extreme Battles. Perfect training to sharpen your judgement.
20 wins in Extreme Battle. Should be a snap for someone like you, yeah? Stomp this one flat, then aim for even greater heights! Bwahaha!
In Avatar Battles, you can battle others as an avatar―a self outside of your self. Go there, and experience all that such combat has to offer.
Nothing gets my engine revving more than a brawl between avatars, live and in the flesh! Let's see you do 20 Avatar Battles!
An alternate form of combat, with an alternate path to victory. Get 20 wins in Avatar Battles. But don't obsess over the results. Let experience be your guide.
If you wanna match the one-and-only Jamie Siu, you'd better be early to the starting line. Give a Tournament a shot!
The determination to stand in the ring and fight is what turns mind and muscle into tempered steel! Enter five Tournaments, and see for yourself!
Ninja can leap staircases in a single bound, but there's no skipping steps in training. Win 10 matches in a Tournament. It won't be easy, but you can do it.
Kung fu is the result of ceaseless training. Do anything enough times, and you'll see results. So will you, once you fight in the Battle Hub 100 times.
Did you know you can play classic games at the Battle Hub Game Center? It's true! Cassette tapes and cartridges might be old...but they're still hecka rad.
Ever try the Ranking Challenge at the Game Center? Give it a shot! It's important to always challenge yourself, even when it comes to games.
Having an audience changes everything...and turns a mere fight into thrilling spectacle. Spectate a Battle Hub Match, and bear witness to glory.
In combat, you must constantly analyze the situation. Spectate an Extreme Battle, and hone your ability to read and react to the unexpected.
Ah, there's nothing quite like a fight, one-on-one, in the flesh! If you wanna appreciate it too, go spectate an Avatar Battle!
Sounds like the Battle Hub has clubs you can join. Just like a sumo stable! You should join one! Ooh, I wonder if they have chanko stew...
Hrrah! To fight before a cheering crowd is an honor shared by all wrestlers! Go on—try earning yourself a "Nice" fan of your own!
Uwo! My dream's to become famous, and make Mama proud! You should become famous too! Try sending or receiving 200 "Nice!" marks, for starters!
Having outside support is a bit like having a spirit. You can't see them, but they lend you strength all the same. Send or receive 600 "Nice!" marks, and you'll feel strong too.
I used to ask millions of questions as an agent. There's a lot you can learn from people just by talking to them—try chatting in the Battle Hub.
Reviewing replay footage is a great way to learn from past fights. Watch with a calm, subjective eye, and you're bound to make some discoveries.
Earned any titles for your efforts yet? Me? Pfft. I don't need a title. I'm Jamie freakin' Siu!
A lone wolf is strong, but they're far more fearsome if they have a pack to call their own. So go on—try making some friends!
Clothing allows us to express ourselves. Know who else never changes their clothes? Animals. Change your outfit. Please.
Have you had a chance to jam out at the DJ Booth in the Battle Hub, bud? Pick your favorite tunes, and light the dance floor aflame!
Sit down by the big monitor in the Battle Hub, and you can view all kinds of stuff. Man... Used to be me up there going wild on the big screen.
You gotta help people in need. I mean, that's the secret to keeping any city peaceful. So get out there and complete 22 sub-missions, got it?
Once you find someone to call a master, you would do well to seek to deepen your bonds. Raise the bond with one of your masters to 100.
I've worked a few odd jobs during my travels, and they all helped me with my training. You should take up a part-time job during your World Tour, as well.
Something in the way while you're walking through the city? Here's an easy solution: send it flyin' with a Master Action! Mm-mm-mmm... It's the little pleasures in life.
Fight 100 online battles via Fighting Ground. What's that? Too difficult, you say? If you wish to take on the world, there can be no other path.
Gonna need ya to head to the Fighting Ground and finish Arcade Mode once, buddy! It's time ya heard the stories of your fellow fighters!
You've heard of combo trials, I presume? It's time you practice attack sequences. I want you to finish 45 of them. It will be difficult, but I've the utmost faith in you.
You know how a swallow can fly at speeds of up to 200 kilometers an hour? Well, even they were chicks once. It's all about practice! Get yourself to Training Mode!
Whoa, you seen these Character Guide things? Talk about rad! They've got all kinds of info about people's fighting styles and moves. Oh yeah, Bushinryu gets some rep too, naturally.
You want to learn street fighting fundamentals? Well, too bad, 'cause I'm not in the mood to take on any students. Go hit the Tutorials, kid.